Friday, March 11, 2011

DEATH TO PANDA BEARS

I went 20 minutes out of my way tonight to go through the Panda Express drive-thru on my way home from work. I ordered 1/2 steamed veggies and 1/2 chow mein with barbecue pork & an eggroll. When I got my food I asked for sweet & sour sauce for my eggroll. The girl working the window told me they were out of sweet & sour. First of all WHAT KIND OF CHINESE RESTAURANT DOES NOT HAVE SWEET & SOUR SAUCE!!! Second of all, DUCK SAUCE IS NOT AN ACCEPTABLE SUBSTITUTE!!!

I began the drive home, and when I was driving down the highway I noticed that my food smelled a little funny. I opened up the box and discovered that my box contained fried rice (GROSS) and mandarin chicken. Now excuse me but I didn't order that. However, it would have been a HUGE hassle and a 30-minutes round trip just to go back and get the right meal. With the current price of gas these days, the gas money would have probably cost more than the food.

Panda Express, if you're reading this, I WISH DEATH TO PANDA BEARS!!!