Today started out beautifully. Perfect weather, sweet drive to work, birds were singing, blah blah blah. Until I strolled into my office with a smile on my face, and stepped directly into the biggest pile of dog poop imaginable. Once it was squished it made the most unbelievable smell on the planet. I spent the morning sliding around the halls in my socks while my shoes dried. :-)
What has this to do with grass-fed beef? Well, allow me to explain. Lately I've been buying only organic, hormone-free animal products such as meat, dairy, etc. A couple of months ago I also decided we would become a grass-fed beef family. I don't cook with beef very often, and I just opened my first pound of ground beef today to make tacos.
Within 2 minutes of cook time, I started noticing a faint whif of poop. I started checking my scrubs, my hair, and all the places on my person where poo can hide. These things just happen when you work with mutts and meows. I couldn't find anything, and then I stirred the ground beef. The biggest whiff of poop I have smelled hit me in the face. I dragged Rich into the kitchen to make sure I hadn't lost my mind.
I have no idea why the grass-fed beef smells like poop. I will not ever be eating it. Beef is grotesque enough without smelling like poo. I have no idea who would eat such a thing.
That is all.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Sunday, September 23, 2012
Pork Roast Dinner
This roast dinner turned out great!! I used a pre-seasoned "roast flavor" Hormel pork roast. These come in 2 shapes and honestly I don't know why. :-) I buy the shorter, rounder one as opposed to the long, skinny one... If that helps. ;) I also use medium baking potatoes and full-sized peeled carrots.
Place the roast in the bottom of the crock pot. I usually add some black pepper to mine.
Potatoes & Carrots: How-To
In a large bowl, combine:
3 medium-sized baking potatoes, chopped into ~2" pieces
12-15 large carrots, peeled and cut into 4" pieces
3-4 tbsp olive oil
1/3 cup water
1 tbsp herbs de Provence
1 tsp chicken bouillon granules
2 cloves garlic, crushed and coarsely chopped
To taste: kosher salt, black pepper
Toss all ingredients well. Pour over the roast and cook on high for 5-6 hours or until roast is fork tender.
I typically buy a small jar of Campbell's turkey or chicken gravy and add the juices from the crock pot to make the flavor matchy-matchy.
Place the roast in the bottom of the crock pot. I usually add some black pepper to mine.
Potatoes & Carrots: How-To
In a large bowl, combine:
3 medium-sized baking potatoes, chopped into ~2" pieces
12-15 large carrots, peeled and cut into 4" pieces
3-4 tbsp olive oil
1/3 cup water
1 tbsp herbs de Provence
1 tsp chicken bouillon granules
2 cloves garlic, crushed and coarsely chopped
To taste: kosher salt, black pepper
Toss all ingredients well. Pour over the roast and cook on high for 5-6 hours or until roast is fork tender.
I typically buy a small jar of Campbell's turkey or chicken gravy and add the juices from the crock pot to make the flavor matchy-matchy.
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Wilted Spinach w/Bacon & Pine Nuts
I badly needed to use up a LARGE tub of baby spinach I bought a few days ago. Normally I have about 2 cups of baby spinach and a cup of kale as my salad base every day, but for some reason I have not been in the mood for cold meals lately. Even though it's 100 degrees outside, it's fall on Facebook and I'll blame my disinterest in spinach salad on that. :-)
I hate cooked/boiled spinach, as the tinny aftertaste and slimy texture leave me wanting to vomit. Let's pretend my previous post wasn't about decadent cupcakes, and I'll act like I eat raw spinach for its health benefits, and not because cooked spinach leaves me spitting and grimacing like a 2-year-old. Besides, just know that getting Rich to eat spinach, period, would take some doing. It might even be impossible.
After some online searches, I rejected everything that came up on google and decided to go back to the basics of tricking grown men into eating leafy green vegetables: bacon. Before you get all crazy, actually READ the recipe. ;) I decided to make a butter mix that was garlicky-buttery-bacony goodness. Here goes.
6 cups baby spinach, rinsed thoroughly.
2 tbsp butter
2 tbsp Hormel bacon bits
1 clove of roasted garlic (throw an unpeeled clove of garlic in the oven at 325 for 20-25 minutes, and you'll have a perfect piece of roasted garlic. Squish it out of the peel and smash it.)
2 tbsp pine nuts (put them in a pan with the roasting garlic, but only about 15 minutes. Roasting them is delish.)
Salt & pepper
Smash the garlic clove with a wide wooden spoon in the bottom of a medium-sized pot. Add the butter, and turn the heat on low. Stir until the garlic is creamy. Add the bacon bits and the spinach. Lightly salt and pepper the leaves and toss them gently until they begin to wilt. Do not overlook!!! If your spinach leaves turn that deadly dark green color, there's a 5-year-old voice inside me strongly suggesting you don't even eat it.... Lol :)
Once the greens are wilted drain off ALL excess liquid (from the washing of the greens, and extra butter!) and top with roasted pine nuts. This was a winner at our house tonight. :-)
I hate cooked/boiled spinach, as the tinny aftertaste and slimy texture leave me wanting to vomit. Let's pretend my previous post wasn't about decadent cupcakes, and I'll act like I eat raw spinach for its health benefits, and not because cooked spinach leaves me spitting and grimacing like a 2-year-old. Besides, just know that getting Rich to eat spinach, period, would take some doing. It might even be impossible.
After some online searches, I rejected everything that came up on google and decided to go back to the basics of tricking grown men into eating leafy green vegetables: bacon. Before you get all crazy, actually READ the recipe. ;) I decided to make a butter mix that was garlicky-buttery-bacony goodness. Here goes.
6 cups baby spinach, rinsed thoroughly.
2 tbsp butter
2 tbsp Hormel bacon bits
1 clove of roasted garlic (throw an unpeeled clove of garlic in the oven at 325 for 20-25 minutes, and you'll have a perfect piece of roasted garlic. Squish it out of the peel and smash it.)
2 tbsp pine nuts (put them in a pan with the roasting garlic, but only about 15 minutes. Roasting them is delish.)
Salt & pepper
Smash the garlic clove with a wide wooden spoon in the bottom of a medium-sized pot. Add the butter, and turn the heat on low. Stir until the garlic is creamy. Add the bacon bits and the spinach. Lightly salt and pepper the leaves and toss them gently until they begin to wilt. Do not overlook!!! If your spinach leaves turn that deadly dark green color, there's a 5-year-old voice inside me strongly suggesting you don't even eat it.... Lol :)
Once the greens are wilted drain off ALL excess liquid (from the washing of the greens, and extra butter!) and top with roasted pine nuts. This was a winner at our house tonight. :-)
Salted Caramel Cupcakes
Amidst all the posts about pumpkin spice lattes, I decided to make something I've never made before. Salted caramel seems to be the item of the season. So, after a reading a few blogs, I decided to go for salted caramel cupcakes.
Now the cupcake really wasn't the star of my show. This was all about the frosting. Also, my first attempt at this particular flavor. One thing I've been noticing lately is most baked goods taste too sweet. I specifically looked for a "not so sweet" frosting that would be very light and fluffy. This was pretty labor intensive but ended up being pretty good.
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup whole milk
1/2 stick salted butter, at room temp
1/2 cup sugar
1-1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 cup caramel sauce
Kosher salt for garnish
Whisk together the flour and milk in a small saucepan over medium heat until it thickens, about 3-5 minutes. Pour the mixture into a small bowl and put into the fridge. Set a timer for 18 minutes. Every 3 minutes, remove the mix and stir well with a fork. The mix must be kept as smooth as possible.
While your flour/milk mix is chilling, cream the butter, sugar, and vanilla together on medium-high at least 5 minutes. Once the mix is cool, stir it into the butter/sugar and mix 3-5 minutes more. You are looking for a very stiff texture. It will not have the creamy smooth texture of jar frosting, so don't be surprised. Once the frosting is mixed, carefully fold in the caramel sauce. You do not want to completely blend it but want ribbons of caramel throughout the frosting.
After you frost the cupcakes, drizzle with caramel sauce and a few grains of course salt for garnish. I also added candy pearls on the photo-op cupcake :-)
Enjoy!!!
*note: for the cupcake, I used a yellow cake mix + 1 cup apple sauce + 1 can puréed pumpkin. Bake @ 325 for 25-29 minutes.
Now the cupcake really wasn't the star of my show. This was all about the frosting. Also, my first attempt at this particular flavor. One thing I've been noticing lately is most baked goods taste too sweet. I specifically looked for a "not so sweet" frosting that would be very light and fluffy. This was pretty labor intensive but ended up being pretty good.
1/2 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup whole milk
1/2 stick salted butter, at room temp
1/2 cup sugar
1-1/2 tsp vanilla extract
1/2 cup caramel sauce
Kosher salt for garnish
Whisk together the flour and milk in a small saucepan over medium heat until it thickens, about 3-5 minutes. Pour the mixture into a small bowl and put into the fridge. Set a timer for 18 minutes. Every 3 minutes, remove the mix and stir well with a fork. The mix must be kept as smooth as possible.
While your flour/milk mix is chilling, cream the butter, sugar, and vanilla together on medium-high at least 5 minutes. Once the mix is cool, stir it into the butter/sugar and mix 3-5 minutes more. You are looking for a very stiff texture. It will not have the creamy smooth texture of jar frosting, so don't be surprised. Once the frosting is mixed, carefully fold in the caramel sauce. You do not want to completely blend it but want ribbons of caramel throughout the frosting.
After you frost the cupcakes, drizzle with caramel sauce and a few grains of course salt for garnish. I also added candy pearls on the photo-op cupcake :-)
Enjoy!!!
*note: for the cupcake, I used a yellow cake mix + 1 cup apple sauce + 1 can puréed pumpkin. Bake @ 325 for 25-29 minutes.
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Veterinary Truisms
1. An estimate, in the mind of the client, is an exactimate.
2. The person who feeds tablescraps or overfeeds the pet will not be the person currently in the exam room with you.
3. If a client has to ask their spouse, the pet's treatment will not happen.
4. You will be held accountable for what you say, what you don't say, how you say it, and what the client thinks you said.
5. The client who is late to their appointment will be in a hurry.
6. The additional pet brought to an exam who is "just along for the ride", isn't.
7. An owner who tells you they will be "waiting by the phone for your call", are "easily reached" at the given number, or "always have my cell phone with me", will not.
8. If you tell a client when test results will be ready, you will be wrong.
9. Always double how long someone tells you their pet has been ill.
10. Anyone who is late to their appointment or know you're near to closing will always be "only five minutes away". Corollary: When they say this, assume, at a minimum, they mean football minutes.
11. Clients can relate a problem to anything that was previously done at your clinic regardless of how much time has passed. Example: "(problem: ie tumor, coughing, limping, etc.) has been present ever since (spay, nail trim, boarding, etc.) back last (week, month, year, decade, etc.)."
12. People will always double what they say they spent at the vet's compared to what they actually did.
13. If you are told a pet "doesn't like men", you'll find the truth is it doesn't like anyone.
14. If you have to carry a pet to and/or from a person's car, they will have parked as far from the front door as possible.
15. If the owner is asking if it is ok to give "Substance A" to their pet, they've actually already given it.
16. If you have the most accessible, easy-to-hit, Alaskan pipeline-sized vein, the pet will be the most uncooperative and fractious patient. Conversely, the sweetest, most easily-handled, cooperative pet will have the tiniest, movable, hard-to-find vein to hit.
17. The client will tell you the most valuable piece of information in diagnosing their pet while you are using your stethescope.
18. You will always be told that the poor dog with the smelly, matted, oily, tangled mess of a coat is scheduled for grooming "tomorrow". This will be stated no matter when in the year or how often you see this dog. Also, all of the problems with the dog's coat is not what it will be in for.
19. The word "not" is the most widely client-misheard word in a veterinary setting. Consider the following examples:
What is said: "This problem will come back."
Client hears: "This problem will not come back."
What is said: "Do not allow Bongo to run after surgery."
Client hears: "Do allow Bongo to run after surgery."
20. Client definition of "expensive": It costs something.
21. Scheduling Paradox: It is not important for clients to be on time, only for you to be on time.
4. You will be held accountable for what you say, what you don't say, how you say it, and what the client thinks you said.
5. The client who is late to their appointment will be in a hurry.
6. The additional pet brought to an exam who is "just along for the ride", isn't.
7. An owner who tells you they will be "waiting by the phone for your call", are "easily reached" at the given number, or "always have my cell phone with me", will not.
8. If you tell a client when test results will be ready, you will be wrong.
9. Always double how long someone tells you their pet has been ill.
10. Anyone who is late to their appointment or know you're near to closing will always be "only five minutes away". Corollary: When they say this, assume, at a minimum, they mean football minutes.
11. Clients can relate a problem to anything that was previously done at your clinic regardless of how much time has passed. Example: "(problem: ie tumor, coughing, limping, etc.) has been present ever since (spay, nail trim, boarding, etc.) back last (week, month, year, decade, etc.)."
12. People will always double what they say they spent at the vet's compared to what they actually did.
13. If you are told a pet "doesn't like men", you'll find the truth is it doesn't like anyone.
14. If you have to carry a pet to and/or from a person's car, they will have parked as far from the front door as possible.
15. If the owner is asking if it is ok to give "Substance A" to their pet, they've actually already given it.
16. If you have the most accessible, easy-to-hit, Alaskan pipeline-sized vein, the pet will be the most uncooperative and fractious patient. Conversely, the sweetest, most easily-handled, cooperative pet will have the tiniest, movable, hard-to-find vein to hit.
17. The client will tell you the most valuable piece of information in diagnosing their pet while you are using your stethescope.
18. You will always be told that the poor dog with the smelly, matted, oily, tangled mess of a coat is scheduled for grooming "tomorrow". This will be stated no matter when in the year or how often you see this dog. Also, all of the problems with the dog's coat is not what it will be in for.
19. The word "not" is the most widely client-misheard word in a veterinary setting. Consider the following examples:
What is said: "This problem will come back."
Client hears: "This problem will not come back."
What is said: "Do not allow Bongo to run after surgery."
Client hears: "Do allow Bongo to run after surgery."
20. Client definition of "expensive": It costs something.
21. Scheduling Paradox: It is not important for clients to be on time, only for you to be on time.
Tuesday, September 11, 2012
Banana-Pina-Colada Cake
I was in a baking mood today... and I wanted to use up some ripe bananas. I found a recipe online that suggested using 4 bananas, a yellow cake mix, and 2 eggs to make "banana cake." Instead I decided to use the following....
2 large, overripe bananas
3/4 c sweetened, shredded coconut
1 can crushed pineapple (in juice), reserve a few tablespoons of drained pineapple for the frosting
1 egg
1 box yellow cake mix
Drain the pineapple juice and stir into the coconut in a small bowl. Allow to soak for about 5 minutes while you mash the bananas in a large mixing bowl. Beat the egg in a small bowl, and pour it into the bananas. Add in the pineapple, and stir everything together. Then stir in the cake mix. Pour into a 9x13 pan and bake at 350 for 50-60 minutes.
For frosting I just used a canned white frosting with about 1/4 cup of crushed pineapple and one small piece of diced crystallized ginger. Next time I'd use pineapple fluff... a container of cool whip with some crushed pineapple mixed in.
2 large, overripe bananas
3/4 c sweetened, shredded coconut
1 can crushed pineapple (in juice), reserve a few tablespoons of drained pineapple for the frosting
1 egg
1 box yellow cake mix
Drain the pineapple juice and stir into the coconut in a small bowl. Allow to soak for about 5 minutes while you mash the bananas in a large mixing bowl. Beat the egg in a small bowl, and pour it into the bananas. Add in the pineapple, and stir everything together. Then stir in the cake mix. Pour into a 9x13 pan and bake at 350 for 50-60 minutes.
For frosting I just used a canned white frosting with about 1/4 cup of crushed pineapple and one small piece of diced crystallized ginger. Next time I'd use pineapple fluff... a container of cool whip with some crushed pineapple mixed in.
California!
Rich and I had so much fun on our trip to the LA area for my brother Brad's wedding. We almost didn't want to come back. Well, almost. :o) The trip didn't start out so well...somehow I got a horrid migraine on the plane, and wanted to smash people's heads together so they would stop talking. We went over to get our rental car, and despite the fact that it was 11pm, Rich wanted to stop at In-in-Out since we hadn't eaten dinner yet. Once we got our food, we tried to get on the freeway, but it was blocked with road construction. After driving around for about 30 minutes I started to feel extremely nauseous. This is when I started "yelling" at Rich to eat his cheeseburger. I couldn't stand the smell and I couldn't see out of my right eye. My head was pounding and I wanted to throw up. We finally got on the freeway, and once the GPS said we were about 5 minutes from my parent's house I called Mom with a special request. Open the front door... and show me where the bathroom is... I need to VOMIT. And that's what happened. I went running in the front door and straight for the bathroom. Then I stumbled up the stairs and fell into a bed. The next day, vacation began. I felt MUCH better!
The trip was a whirlwind and I felt like we couldn't fit it all in. We saw so many great friends that we haven't seen in a couple of years, and the wedding was beautiful! We also celebrated my grandma's 74th birthday and drove her to Santa Paula see a childhood friend she had not seen in 30 years. We had dinner together on Ventura Pier. Tuesday we all went to the Reagan Library (completely amazing) and then Michael and Mary Kate and Rich & I stayed in LA so that we wouldn't have to get up at 3am for our flights. It was so much fun getting to see everyone again. We all live so far apart and don't get to see each other very often. My parents are true empty nesters now!! :)
Enjoy the trip pics!
The trip was a whirlwind and I felt like we couldn't fit it all in. We saw so many great friends that we haven't seen in a couple of years, and the wedding was beautiful! We also celebrated my grandma's 74th birthday and drove her to Santa Paula see a childhood friend she had not seen in 30 years. We had dinner together on Ventura Pier. Tuesday we all went to the Reagan Library (completely amazing) and then Michael and Mary Kate and Rich & I stayed in LA so that we wouldn't have to get up at 3am for our flights. It was so much fun getting to see everyone again. We all live so far apart and don't get to see each other very often. My parents are true empty nesters now!! :)
Enjoy the trip pics!
This trip happened because these two people fell in love :)
My childhood best friend, Amber, lives in Lancaster these days. So, Thursday night was dinner at a Mexican restaurant. This group included My entire family, Grandma, the Harters, & Amber.
Mom & Me! :)
The happy couple!
The whole group :)
I found dog on the menu....Pollo Acapulco (that's my dog's name!) Yes, I know, cheesy.
Happy 74th birthday, Nana!
The wedding rehearsal
Mike & Mary Kate at the rehearsal dinner.
Rich & me at the rehearsal dinner. With the sun behind us, it was hard to take pictures!
Mary Kate & me on the wedding day.
Got to see Kim! She is quite a lovely young lady these days.
The platform, before the wedding.
Waiting for pictures to be over.
Cutting the cake!
The boys.
Rich & Brad
Brad & Jenna
Leaving the reception in a blast of purple petals!
Spending some time with the kids! Our dear friends Nanette & Jim made the 6-hour drive south with their four kids! Kudos to them :)
Chloe & me
Seth, Taryn, and me
Snuggling with Taryn. Such a happy baby!
Rich & Taryn
Taryn!
Brandon!
Chloe!
Nanette & me :)
The beautiful drive to Santa Paula
The view from the neighborhood in Santa Paula
My Nana and her friend Willadeen. They went to school together in the 1950's I believe.
In Santa Paula. It was such a lovely, quaint town. The kind of place you retire to, I suppose. :)
Ventura Pier
Ventura Pier
Ventura Pier. After spending my whole life making fun of people who go to the beach in CA and forget to bring a jacket, I forgot a jacket...lol! It was so cold and windy!
Ventura Pier
Ventura Pier
At In-in-Out in Santa Clarita
In-in-Out! I was pretty happy about my cheeseburger and chocolate shake. :)
Driving to the Reagan Library
Airforce One, parked in the Reagan library.
Goofing off in the elevator
The view from the patio at the Reagan Libary. It was so beautiful. And we just wouldn't be us without acting like children.
A piece of the Berlin wall. Very sobering.
Wish we had a leader like this when Occupy happened.
Nana posing as Ms. President.
More goofing off in the elevator.
Mary Kate fell on our way to the wedding and injured her ankle. Soooo....basically we dragged her out in a wheelchair. :) She was such a good sport.
Bronze statues of the Reagans (obviously) :)
Well, folks, that's a wrap. :)
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